Day 29 - Pimp My Walker

I'm getting tired of my walker. One, it makes me feel old. Two, it makes a lot of noise when I walk. I joke around that I can't sneak up on my coworkers anymore. They can hear the clickly clack of the walker feet and the squeaky wheels when I walk the halls. It makes noise even on the carpet. Third, it doesn't look hip with its hospital silver frame and gray grips. It would be cool if you could buy a walker in anodized colors like bikes, like blood red, blaze orange, bad black. I would go with bad black and add some flames and skulls graphics. Then I would accessorize it with an insulated beverage holder for frosties. Add hydraulic disk brakes for stopping power and lockon grips. And last, but not least, attach a pair of speakers to blast my iPod tunes and I'd be in business. Now that's a sweet walker I wouldn't be embarassed to use and be seen with and make me feel like an old fart. Pimp my walker please.